the titular tape

by dildozer

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recorded in july 2013 at surf 13 and 160 m. l. king ave. rehearsed at unit 28 (strictly business). drums by westley durden. guitar and lead vocals by pj famicom. bass and most backups by treymon fauntre.

this tape will be self-released on friday the 13th, 2013. the download will be free

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released September 13, 2013

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dildozer St. Augustine, Florida

creating a bandcamp has been a very very very tough and emotional step for our band. after long deliberation, we decided to play a show. that went amazingly. thanks so much to all the great people who were there with us in the beginning. after a couple monumental performances at nobby's, we decided to record seven songs for a tape. now they are on bandcamp. thank you so so so much. ... more

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Track Name: the bad boys of rock and roll are douche bags, douche bag
do you want to get discovered and sell your cds at the mall? do you want to get panties thrown at you on stage? who else can you degrade? we could be friends, but would you rather have a lot of fans? do you need a lot of fans? since you're a douche bag, do you want to have groupies and one after one fuck them all? do you want to make babies you don't have to see? don't you hate your daddy? what a rebel! let's idolize bad rock and roll guys, fulfilling stereotypes. the bad boys of rock and roll are douche bags, douche bag.
Track Name: stop breaking your phone and letting me think I broke your phone
why can't you tell me right off the bat that I didn't break your phone? all I did was see it in my path, totes cracked up like it was thrown and I hope I didn't do that. how could I have done that? forgive me. did I do that? stop breaking your phone. stop breaking your phone and letting me think I broke your phone. that turd let me feel so guilty. where will that time go now? another scoopful of shit on me. if you're out there, tell me now cause I hope I didn't do that. how could I have done that? forgive me. did I do that? stop breaking your phone. stop breaking your phone and letting me think I broke your phone.
Track Name: singing lesson 1: playing out of tune/singing bad lesson 2: new angle
if the shoe doesn't fit, can I have it?.. and the other one if you would. I'm hella prodigous, for real. don't you know I'm not trying to sound good? not because you'd think it's cool. in the event you think it's cool, I give zero million fucks if you do. I'm better at playing out of tune and singing bad than you. for real though, I practiced singing bad while you were posting pictures on the internet, I knocked out least twenty or so stupid songs. have you found the laziest method to seem artistic? I give zero million fucks if you do. I'm better at playing out of tune and singing bad than you.

I've got a new angle my angel baby. I'm gonna make it now in the music scene. I've got something to blow you all away. It's fantastically yesterday. So forever... right now. now I can sing with the hippest embelishment of a southern accent... a fake ass accent. no need to tell it's blown you all away. it's fantastically yesterday. so forever... right now.
Track Name: that's what's up/beautiful fascist
I really seem to care what you said, or do I? that's what's up. all seriously, I gaze into your eyes. that's what's up. I really don't know what's going on in my head. that's what's up. good thing I didn't think of too much when I said "that's what's up". you know wum sayin? that's what's up.

Our dynamic, on my plane, is erotic. I'm totally dictated out of love and if you hate it I will change. my beautiful fascist always gets her way. oh way oh. ooh woah ooh woah oh oh. with me, at least, I will always give more to please. hear the rebel yell. she won't cry. I'd hate to get railed in a fight with her groom. my beautiful fascist never told me to. ooh woah oh. ooh woah ooh woah oh oh. and you should see her man. fuckin stud, shaking hands with my enemies. we're all enemies. it serves them right to hardly see black and white. I'm a snake in the grass, hungry, aware I could never eat on her men. my beautiful fascist has me in the end. ooh woah oh.
Track Name: the engratiated void specimen
I want to open a wet bathroom door and with bare feet, step on a wet bathroom floor. we shook hands at your exit. nothing makes me happier cause I love your pee and I want it all over me. your pathogens make me such a hard ass. microscopic punk points misting from a urine blast. I want your hipster flora up in me cause I love your pee and I want it all over me.